NoobClock666's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lego lightsaber fight]

this looks so amazing! it takes me back to the old ages of newgrounds.
the childhood I never had. the 90s was so cool.
but the lighting is a little off, some of the background and ground moves.
BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK!?

Someone: " me. "

SHUT UP!

anyways. the animation is so clean and fast, it doesn't matter if the background moves. and the way you use the camera is so sexy.
but it's so bizarre to think that this was your first stop motion attempt and must people stop motion videos are a little bad.
you really nailed it.

Schuschinus responds:

Thanks. I used only daylight, my shadow got in the way and the plate was sliding.

[When you wish upon a star - ( Pinocchio Parody)]

did you got this idea from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy when Pinocchio try to eat billy?

meatcanyon responds:

Nah. I mean it’s similar in ways. I think the idea of Pinocchio hurting Geppetto or making a sacrifice for the sakes of becoming a boy is kind of common. Lol at least I think so? Ha!

[The Summer & Winter Show - Pilot Episode]

Top 5 reasons why sitcoms are dog shit.

1. The laugh track
2. The jokes and the puns are lame as fuck.
3. The laugh track laughs at the stupid jokes and puns.
4. It reminds you how the 80’s was awful because of the laugh track.
5. And The fucking laugh track!!

You: “ you said laugh track 4 times. ”

Becuse I fucking hate the laugh track!
Why the fuck do poeple use them, they suck!.

You: “ they use them because the viewer will most likely to laugh when they hear other people laughing. “

Bullshit. A little kid would ever laugh at this pile of crap
They never work! Only dumb adults think sitcoms with laugh tracks are funny, like my sister.

You: “ hay! You can’t talk about your sister like that! ”

Who gives a fuck, what she doesn't know won't kill her.

You: “ it would kill your sister respect for you. ”

It was already dead, and she hates anything fun, like Newgrounds. So I’m safe.

Anyways, the only setcom I like is iCarly, but all sitcoms sucks.
I really like the animation and art style of this movie, it’s beautiful, and I love the characters voices but everything else about this movie is shit. Because it’s a setcom.

You can’t use laugh tracks to make a joke funny, the viewer need know the joke is funny and you can't force someone to laugh at something that is not funny, it’s wrong.

*mic drop*

And lastly, cartoon comedies are not sitcoms because they are actually funny.
https://youtu.be/ZZsDUBLoRQY

Andyl4nd responds:

*cue audience laughter*

[Sonic's Movie Redesign : Hedgehogs Have Feelings Too]

this looks like flipnote studio. is it? can you tell me. you don't have to but you can.

and this movie ok

EtherealSnake responds:

It's done in photoshop with a dithering effect apply to it in after effect .

[Left 4 Dead 3, Half Life 3, Portal 3 | Kotoon]

Half Life 3 is going to happen!
but we are most likely to get Half Life 4 instead of 3,
the creator of Half Life hates the number 3, so why not called it 4

Koray98 responds:

They Should call it "almost three" HAHA XD

[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas in 1 minute | Kotoon]

this is cool and I should get this game

Koray98 responds:

haha yes you should ;D

[Flipnote: World´s Greatest Treasure Hunter]

i miss flipnote studio
it was so fun

TheGaboefects responds:

Now you can use sudomemo, its pretty much the same as flipnote hatena, give it a try if you havent already!

[Esluna: The First Monolith Trailer]

is this going to be a movie!!!??
cool.

CloudrisePictures responds:

I actually uploaded the entire thing to YouTube! You can check it out here: https://youtu.be/rPp-vDCKyGM

[Gibb50 birthday]

happy birthday!

thece responds:

his bday is passed,still meaningful for ya to said this

[Smash Bros Collab]

This was a great movie!!!
It was so funny and the animations was cool! The people that help made this are so talented but there’s one thing I hate about this movie.
Plz don't be offended of this, it's not the animators fault, this did so good to make this movie, the music, the art, the sense of humor, this movie was a big adventure, I had to finish watching this movie. It was so fucking funny! But! Like I said there’s one thing I really hate about this movie and it makes it a big problem.
The thing I hate about the movie is smash bros.
I hate “super smash bros ”.

YOU: “What the fuck did you said, bitch!!??“

calm down, let me explain-

YOU: “NO! What the hell is wrong with you!? Why do you hate this badass game!?”

I will tell you if you let me exp-

YOU: “is it because Rayman or Geno are not in it? You should be happy of what you get in this game. You need to get over it!”

I’m not mad because they are not in it. In fact I’m happy that Rayman or Geno are not in it.

YOU: “what?”

What I want to tell you is-

SUPER SMASH BROS IS FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

YOU: “what!?”

This game makes no fucking sense! why are the nintendo characters together and why are they fighting!?

YOU: “I don’t know?”

You don’t know because they never tell us and there’s no story mode!

capcom vs marvel had a good story
model kombat had a good story
But smash bros doe’s not have a good story

YOU: “hay! There is a story mode!”

No there’s not.

YOU: “yes there a story mode and it is called World of light! ”

If “World of light” is a story mode, the story is dog shit.
What the fuck is going on in World of light!
And I’m happy that all characters in that game died! I don’t care about the characters in this game because there nothing to care about. But do I care about Snake and Simon because I fucking love konami.
I like Mario, Luigi, Megaman, ,Liitle mac, Captain Falcon, Lucario, Duck hunt, Fox, Ganon, but they are not the same characters in smash bros.

YOU: “I found out why they are fighting why they are fighting! ”

Tell me.

YOU: “but, if I’m right about this game not sucking you have to say your stupid. ”

OK, but if I’m right, you have to say smash bros ultimate is stupid.

YOU: “all the characters in this game are all dolls and they all come to life by master hand to fight for fun. ”

What. what? What!? What the fuck was that!? That’s fucking awful! That made me hate this game and the fake characters even more!!

YOU: “...”

YOU: “but-”

Butts are for pooping!
Tell me I’m right!

YOU: “NO! Super smash bros ultimate is the best game of all time and if you don’t like it then EAT SHIT BITCH!”

It’s my opinion and you can’t be mad at me.
But there’s a game on Newgrounds that is more like smash bros but with better stories it’s called Newgrounds Rumble.

YOU: “I know that game, it’s cool but not as good at smash bros ”

I know that but “Newgrounds Rumble” has better and interesting characters that we care about and love.

YOU: “but everyone is here in this game! All the characters we love are in it!”

You forgot they are not the same characters. They have no free will. They are made to fight and only fight. We don’t care for them because they are not the same characters.
The Mario and luigi that are in this game are not the same characters in super mario bros. They fight and die, they fight and die that’s all they do. The characters are not interesting in smash bros.

In Newgrounds Rumble the characters has stories and endings that show why they are fighting.

YOU: “but in Madness Combat the characters are psychos and do nothing but kill but people like that ”

I know that and I love Madness Combat too but the characters in Madness Combat has a real story and a reason to do what they do.
They are mad. They are all mad that’s why it’s called Madness Combat.
“no regret no remorse no reason only madness” That the point of Madness Combat but there no point in smash bros. In a may there’s no point to play smash bros.

YOU: “I can't believe I’m going to say this but your right, this game is stupid.”

I know I’m right.

YOU: “but if the game is stupid Why do people play this game?!”

Because it’s fun to play
In fact I played this game with my sisters and her friend,
It is a fun game
The girls in that are hot as hell
The another thing I like about smash bros ultimate is I can play as Mario and fight Inklings because the Inklings looks like mario enemies.

YOU: “WHAT!? If you like to play this game but why did you say you hate it!?”

A long time ago when I was a little kid, I fucking love smash bros. It was awesome to play. You can play was fake characters. but when I grow up and now I know that this game is stupid but it’s fun to play.

But I’m still saying I hate it

YOU: “so everything you just said about the game was pointless!!!! This was so long to read and you just waste my fucking time asshole! I’m never going to get that back! I can be TomFulp and I can banned your ass from newgrounds forever!”

No it was not. I was telling you the big problems with smash bros
I don’t hate the game, i just hate what the game is all about.

Love the movie

Plz don’t banned me! If you want I will remove this review. tell me when and I will do it

TheEvaluh responds:

Omg I haven't laughed that hard in so long thank you honestly