NoobClock666's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fan Loop: Neo American Catgirl]

This is not even a loop. And if it was it would be a bad one. There just saying the same thing over and over again.

FallingGiants responds:

Its a loop, because i looped it. Im the god of my own universe! A real bad boy of animation. No, its a good point when i do another loop ill make it make more sense.

[NOTHING UNUSUAL | Are you okay? - CLIP]

The animation style and the voice acting kind of reminds me of that “My little Donkey” show.
Which is why it sucks! HEY YO! GET WRECKED!
Also, nothing really happens in this movie. Maybe you could have added a serial killer or something cool. Or anything that is not trying to sell you a girly toy that will probably be destroyed by your little bastard younger brother that draw dicks with guns that shoot cum in his school books and only play half life, left 4 dead, portal 1 and 2, Roblox, and Minecraft on his PC with the 8 key broken. Who also stays up late on school night to watch adults swim when his whole family is asleep, until they stopped paying for cable and so after that he goes to rotated his small brain by watching cheap animation about dick jokes on newgrounds.com…

You know what I’m saying? Just something cool.

TweenAnimations1 responds:

don't do drugs kids

[Friday Night Tankmen [Week 7 Prologue]]

Friday night fucking is kind of more comparable to parappa the rapper then DDR. But stave makes a good point. DDR is a dead memory, like guitar hero's and GOOD arcade games from the 2000s. The year that was the golden year for people that played counter-strike source. But now it’s a pan in the ass to find a normal server.
Anyways, the animation could be better but you had a great idea.

Stanpai responds:

Thank you for your feedback! I appreciate the criticism as well.

[Wandering Gift]

This is a terrible Anime dub. because the voices should not be this bad.
I really like the animation and character design, but I feel like the writing and voice acting had no real effort put into it. it has the same quality as a TV commercial with a fast paced “story”, except it’s not trying to sell you anything.

All of your characters are so boring, yeah they're cute, but that’s not a real personality. You need more than a pretty face.
This is everything wrong with most anime with cute girls that are basically useless. I think. I don’t really know, because I don’t watch that much anime.
I only read good manga. LIKE DEVILMAN AND PARASITE.

Anyways, let's talk about Zhima. I hate her the most.
Her flute playing is awful and her voice is so damn annoying, I just want to get the most violent mouse trap I can find, and finish her off with a mallet.

All of your Pokémon “OCs” are just like the Kardashian. I can admit they're sexy, but they're really not interesting. At all.

YOU: “ They represent the zodiac animals in the Chinese new year. ASSHOLE! ”

So they represent something that is only once a year? That means you should only use them once a year, like that red fat cola guy and that racist Irish stereotype, that is also a midget.

* Honk! Honk! *

…was that too mean? I’m so sorry. I now just realize how boring your animations are, without the porn in it. Maybe you should try making something that is smart and funny.
I’m not telling you to stop. I just want you to get better.
Thank you so much for reading this. You had no idea how hard to write this, without sounding like a whiny bitch. That’s what separates us from the bad Trolls.

YOU: “ you do have a point, they do look like Pokémon's. ”

bonipops responds:

ok coomer

[No Mutt November]

… I... don't get it.
but let me try to understand the joke.
so if the owner had a real bat, he was going to smash that fucking bitch brains. (it's a female dog, so I can say that.)
but killing dogs is not funny.
THERE SO CUTE! why would you want to hurt him? they just want love and hugs. but family love, not...FUCKING, because bestialities is illegal.

anyways, maybe you can try animating a meme that is actually funny. LIKE HOOPY THE HOOP!
* "Honk" "Honk" *

InfestedPear responds:

I don't need to make anything funny when comments like these do my job for me hahahaha

[Shitty Madness animation.]

at least your honest.

lambda847 responds:

Thanks for the review.

[Swiper No Swipey]

oh mi konami, eso fue genial! La broma fue tan brillante.
Pensé que ibas a hacer algo espeluznante que no tiene sentido, pero eres un buen comediante.
Cuando veo algo como esto, desearía saber hablar español o cualquier tipo de idioma.
Tengo un audiolibro sobre español para tontos de mi biblioteca local, pero aún no lo he usado.

Usted: "copió todo esto en el traductor de Google, ¿no?"

… si…

Y para gente que quiere saber qué demonios está diciendo Dora. aquí
Puede eliminar esto, porque podría arruinar la broma.
Y la traducción es un poco mala, pero lo que sea

Dora:
Fox don't take it

Your acts villancicos have brought you here fox

this the real fox

you are a thief, a treacherous and salvaie

Boots ... fox tongue outlet must pay for its crimes

Should I cut off the fox's arms so that he no longer steals?

eye for an eye

Thooth by thooth

The fox will no longer steal

We leave its body so that the vultures eat it?

or we will dissolve it in a barrel of acid

...

What did they say?

that we dissolve it in a barrel of acid?

OK! Let's go!

Esa fue una maravillosa pérdida de tiempo!

meatcanyon responds:

So happy you enjoyed it!

[Rayman TV Reanimated scene]

this looks ok.
and can I join the Collab?
where do I sine up?

ThomasARSman45 responds:

Sent a message.

[Tifa Has Competition]

too big is too much.

Drawsputin responds:

But think of all the items you can carry in those things!

Pretty sure they'd make a great scabbard for a Buster Sword too. XD

['Dogs of the Planet']

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!

…

You: “ can we go on the fun side now. ”

But seriously, this is so cute but you should have called this “Planet of the Dogs”.
But to choose from apes to dogs, I choose Dogs over Apes because they are man's best friend.
And now I know how to say dog in Spanglish, thank you.

Butzbo responds:

Well that may have been a missed opportunity, hahah!